Bub - Fish Wall Art (8” x 13”)
Bah Humbug! Bub is a grumpy gilled swimmer. If fish wore t-shirts Bub’s would say “Leave Me Alone”.
The mismatched green scales make him look less like a fish and more like a stubborn underwater pickup truck held together by rust, hope, and spite.
His fins made from whatever was lying around the ocean floor—scrap metal, wall bracket, and possibly a grudge. The tail juts out at an angle that says, “I was swimming somewhere important until you showed up.” And that mouth? That’s not a smile. That’s the face of a fish who absolutely will not laugh at your joke, even if it’s objectively good.
Bub doesn’t swim for fun. Bub swims out of obligation. He doesn’t chase schools—schools avoid him. If fish had union meetings, Bub would be the guy in the back muttering, “Told you this would happen.”
In short: Bub is grumpy, judgmental, mildly mechanical, and 100% done with today.
Comes with hook on the back for easy mounting.
Approximately 8”x13”
Made from wood and other various materials
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